People, the next time you use that flush, it might sound like music to your ears. Well, not quite. And thank God for that - just imagine how many of your neighbors would know your condition if the same song were to play 10 times a day, assuming the toilet would sing each time you pull the flush!

Leave that nightmare alone and take this next one. The Toilet Speakers are small, 2-watt portable speakers shaped like toilet seats. Close the lid and you muff out the speaker. They cost around $15 a piece and are available in four colors. Even my two-year old would call this a bad idea.

Via Gizmodo.