After we saw news of solar-powered bras, we wondered, "whatever next?" And now we know: USB-powered breast warmers, of course!

If you're in the northern hemisphere, you know how chilly it can be at this time of year. And of course, when your thoughts turn to keeping warm, your first priority will be making sure you don't have cold breasts. At least that's what Japanese firm Thanko believes: their USB breast warmers can be slipped inside your bra to make sure at least one part of your body will never get pneumonia.

Why not wear a pair at work? They will be totally appropriate when you have to chair an important meeting in the boardroom, or pull together some research for the bods in marketing. (Not.)

I guess the device could just be used to keep hands warm, but where's the titilation in that?

Via Boing Boing gadgets.