Oh, come on. No self-respecting, Force-wielding Jedi (or Jedi wannabe) would ever rock out to the swooshing sounds of various light saber duals on something like this Star Wars MP3 player from the Forbidden Planet International. 512MB of internal memory, no expansion card to speak of, Darth Vader design, and a £40 (about $80) asking price?

Hmm. It sounds like Jar Jar Binks had something to do with this.

Via Reg Hardware.