Scary alien pig alert! Scary alien pig alert!

I mean, seriously. How freaky looking are these pink and white pig loudspeakers? They're already equipped with speakers beneath their volume-controlling ears, as well as where their bellies should be. Did the sadistic manufacturer really have to gouge out their eyes and stuff two more speakers into the sockets?

There's a possibility that I could be coaxed into appreciating the bass control located on the pig's behind, but there's no way I'll ever think that nuclear glow coming from its mouth is okay. I can't get on board with the whopping $105 asking price either.

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