We know you're still digesting those Hello Kitty sushi cell phone charms we showed you recently, but since some of you would like nothing more than to see Miss Kitty . . . oh, I don't know . . . thrown into an oven and baked up nice and golden brown perhaps (hey now, don't judge us; you're the ones who want it done), we just couldn't let this one go. Making your dreams come true is one of our top priorities, after all.

So please sit back, relax, and feast your eyes on the Deliciously-Browned Kitty Cell Phone Strap. Imagine: for just $4.36 from Strapya World, you could hang a baked Hello Kitty from your cell phone to show everyone how cruel, I mean cool, you've been to a defenseless feline who stepped into a dark room, put a finger where her mouth should be, and thought, "Hmm. Is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?"

Although we were the ones to bring this to your attention, we will deny any involvement when the Kitty Avengers appear on your doorstep.