Since I prefer text-based forms of communication that don't shame me for not having brushed my hair and still being in my pajamas at 4 in the afternoon, I've never been a fan of the web camera. I tolerate the presence of the ones built into my mobile devices, but I rarely install the corresponding software to get it to work.

Pair that with the fact that this skull web camera ($65.36) from GeekStuff4U terrifies me to the core (the pained expression of that evil skeleton being strangled by the cobra's tail will haunt me tonight), and you'll understand why you won't ever see me online.

And no, it doesn't make a difference that the 1.3-megapixel camera will record my movements at a fluid 30 frames per second. Because you know for a fact that the minute I look into that lens, those skulls will come to life and shoot laser beams from their eyes. And don't even get me started about the centipede/millipede.

Via Shiny Shiny.