When you think about it, the cars parked outside the house must be fuming over what goes on inside during the holidays. Balloons and streamers for birthday parties, wreaths and stockings for Christmas, tablecloths and autumn-colored centerpieces for Thanksgiving. "The house gets everything!" the cars are saying beneath their honking. And they're right. Sure, they get fed, cleaned, and tuned up from time to time, but that's hardly a celebration.

Silence their (g)rumbling engines this Easter with a pair of 16" plush ears to hook over their windows and a 4.5" pink nose to wire to their grilles. Be careful what you wish for, eh, cars?

Available for $15.95 from What on Earth.

Via bookofjoe.