I found this kit on the Red Envelope site, more known for romantic gifts, than anything as risque as a Mile High Club kit.

Just because YOU might be curious, here is what it contains:

* hot cinnamon mints, a folding pocket mirror, scented cloths and a "do not disturb" door hanger to prep the mood
* massage oil (1 fluid oz.), personal lubricant (1 fluid oz.), a feather tickler, a blindfold, three condoms
* a mini personal massager and a pleasure ring to indulge each other

It says it's offered in a pink or "silver discreet hard-sided travel case" ($50.) If you put that "do not disturb" on the door, chances are discretion went out the plane window somewhere at 10,000 feet.

And if you don't know what the Mile High Club is, then you're not a member.