Don't you love it when you spend all day trying to remember the name of some song you haven't heard in years only to hear it in the background of whatever you're watching on TV that night? If so, then you'll be thrilled by these stainless steel gun egg fryers that will allow you to make your Western omelettes a little more Western, if you know what I mean.

They . . . wait, what? You weren't just thinking about how fantastic it would be to serve gun-shaped eggs to your kids while staring at the boring splat-shaped ones you made for breakfast this morning? Oh.

Well, these fryers don't seem too readily available anyway. You'll need to contact UrbanTrend for more information.

Via Laughing Squid.