Rather than spend hundreds of dollars on holiday decorations and thousands on the new extension to store all the boxes, let's all buy a flying pig statue this year and dress it up with the six festive costumes that come with it to celebrate the seasons.

I mean, who needs Christmas lights when they've got a foot-long pig attached to a "When Pigs Fly" pedestal wearing a red Christmas cape and matching mask? What's the point of a jack-o-lantern when the pig can easily don a black Halloween cape and mask? Why dye Easter eggs when the light blue Easter cape and mask are right there? Think about it.

Appropriately available at Stupid.com for $13.

Via Nerd Approved.