If you're someone who likes to work completely isolated from the rest of the company, despising any kind of verbal interaction with your co-workers, and in addition to being an anti-social ass are also a lazy one, then the Drink selector cup might be a good purchase for you.

The cup’s design allows you to set your hot drink preferences by just rotating the silver rings to display your desired choices. The top ring is used to determine whether you would like to have coffee or tea delivered to your desk (where the hell is my hot chocolate option!?!?!?!); the second layer is for the milk options and the last one for the sugar. Now, if only it had one more ring to display your name, everyone could just drop off their cups in the kitchen and wait for the office assistant to make his/her round to deliver the ordered drinks.

Available at boystomengifts for $24.

Via geekologie.