Just because you're not the handiest person to have around the house doesn't mean you can't pretend to be. I mean, if you walked into my living room and saw a 6-foot string of plastic tool lights hanging above my window, you'd probably assume I could do a lot more than change a lightbulb. Sure, you'd question my decorating sense and snicker when I couldn't identify the screwdriver, pliers, hammer, and saw immediately, but hey, the lights were on sale for less than $15. And if nothing else, at least you'd respect my eye for a bargain.

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