Move over, air guitar!

Hammacher Schlemmer wants you shredding fingers on the six strings and twenty frets of their informatively named World's Smallest Precision Electric Guitar, a 26.5-inch working instrument with "the same resonant properties of hardwoods used in standard-sized guitars."

You may not be able to command the stage with this little guy, but at least you won't be putting your social reputation at risk every time you hear the instrumental version of "Stairway to Heaven" in the elevator. Your financial sense will probably be called into question once word gets out that you paid $800, but at least you'll still have your friends.

Via Crave.