Like you, when I think of Hello Kitty and her 33rd anniversary, the first things that come to mind are obviously pink satin, a martini, and a deck of Kitty-adorned playing cards made from 99.99% pure gold.

The cards, which are sealed in decorated laminate, are available now through the Sanrio Online Shop in Japan for 567,000 yen (about $4,900). You're on your own in getting the satin and cocktail.

Via Pink Tentacle.