The next time you see a kid slathering mustard and ketchup all over his face at a burger joint, you can continue eating your lunch undisturbed, nodding knowingly as the rest of the patrons look on in horror.

While the others shake their heads and whisper about questionable parenting, you'll sip your diet soda while remembering the Bath Burger Gift Pack ($10 AU). That cute burger sponge. The strawberry shower gel, mango body lotion, and lemon body scrub disguised as ketchup, mayonnaise, and mustard. Your inner voice told you to resist, warned you of the potential public humiliation that awaited you inside the paper burger box.

Now you know why.

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