When I was in High School, I had a little pink Vespa. If you really pushed, it could go 30 MPH so highways were out, but I was happy just to tool along on surface streets. Since then, I've had an affection for everything Vespa.

Imagine how much I want this baby -- a tricked out Vespa featuring an LCD touchscreen, WiFi internet, and Windows XP PC. No word on when --or if -- the GTS250 Vespa will be available stateside, but for more Vespa chat, check out Modern Vespa.

(We're not even going to get into the debate about checking out sites while driving in WiFi areas, but just admire the machinery.)