Please excuse me while I double-check the locks on my door. Because if I turn around and see one of these terrifying plush toy heads that have real binoculars for eyes staring back at me, I will let out a blood-curdling scream. I kid you not. I am freaked out by these things.

It's just wrong and sick on so many levels, kind of like those horror movies that feature Santa Claus and porcelain dollies as axe murderers. Way to turn pleasant childhood memories into nightmares, Hollywood. Thanks.

Pricing for these novelty binoculars is available only through suppliers (and I'm not crazy enough to give the demonic stuffed animals my address!).

Via Nerd Approved.