I like the waxy smell of a freshly opened box of crayons just as much as the next person, but you have to really love it to buy a one-ounce bottle of crayon cologne. Yes, cologne. That smells like crayons.

If the idea of being associated with burnt sienna and brick red isn't exactly what you were going for when you walked out of that business meeting, you can always douse yourself in the intoxicating scent of glue, spritz on some fresh dirt, or pack on the Play-Doh.

I mean, for just $18.99 each, why not?

Via Coolest Gadgets.