Let the people of world think they know you inside and out with Xposed bags and totes. This eye-catching funky style subtly nods at x-ray technology, revealing faux-contents by design. The three designs reflect an interesting assortment of contents from the expected (cell phone, keys, pills, lipstick) to the unexpected (brass knuckles and booze).

You may even catch a twinkle from TSA when inspecting the liquid contents of your cosmetic bag, or draw the curiosity of a sexy doctor who can't help but admire your tech-savvy taste and humor.

All three styles (grocery, shoulder, cosmetic) are made of sturdy non-woven plastic fiber with a snap closure.

$7.99-11.99 at Perpetualkid.com.