Okay, so maybe you intentionally want to look like an underage criminal or a sex offender right out of a 1960's tabloid, or maybe you just want to look darn cool. Either way, the Black Bar Sunglasses should do the trick.

One thing's for sure… You will instantly attract attention – others will wonder if you are famous or dangerous. If the paparazzi weren't hot on your tail before, they are sure to be once you don a pair of these.

Perfect for those wild parties or vacations when you've let your hair down and gotten a little too wild and don't want to be the hot topic at the water cooler on Monday in the office.

Thanks to Stupidiotic (you gotta love that name) for making shameful activities fun again!