With all the ridiculous USB products out there, you just have to laugh, but I found one I can actually use. Imagine my surprise.

I'm of the slow-sipper nature, so my Diet Coke is flat and warm by the time I get to the bottom. I am so buying this cute little USB Mini Fridge. The site claims the temperature decreases to 8.5 degrees after 5 minutes.

As you can see, this miniature refrigerator holds one can of choice and has an internal LED light, for night time I suppose, though if you can't remember what you put in it 2 minutes ago you might need more than a Diet Coke.