Whoever thinks the world of pen holders lacks innovation must not have a Sign & Seal on their desk.

As if the name weren't creative enough on its own, this cute (though faceless) 3" seal can actually balance the included pen on his nose. If you've ever tried to teach your pooch to balance a dog biscuit on its snout, then you know how much concentration this sort of thing requires. So you can't help but be impressed with this little seal, who is so incredibly focused that you can actually give the pen on his nose a gentle tap and marvel at the circus-worthy spinning action.

Magic? No, magnets, but close enough. The first three letters are the same, anyway, and that's gotta count for something.