Tired of your Rolodex? Secretly wish you were a giant? Then the six-inch Mini File Cabinet is for you. Available now for just $13.98, the tiny two-drawer cabinet is equipped with a digital clock and can hold and organize (via included A-Z separators) up to 800 business cards.

I just hope the drawers aren't prone to "sticking" the way those on full-size cabinets are. You know the kind. The ones you need to yank on so hard that they end up sliding open so quickly and violently that you stumble backwards a bit. Yes, those. I'm not sure what kind of bodily damage can be done from a mini drawer, but a sprained finger is definitely no fun.