Whoever is in charge of creating strange and frightening mobile phone accessories deserves a promotion. Because not only has this twisted individual come up with a futuristic-looking loudspeaker that clips onto your phone to enable hands-free chatting, but he/she has equipped the unit with a plump pair of silver lips that . . . move when your caller or callee speaks.

The Desk Lips measure 4.4 x 4.4 x 4.1, which as far as I'm concerned is about 4 inches too big to not be considered creepy, and weigh 9.6 ounces. I'm not sure how realistic the battery-powered lip movements are, but I'm still scared.