Unless those thieves stop to fix themselves a fresh salad (ransacking probably works up a healthy appetite, after all), this Iceberg Lettuce Safe ($49) may be the perfect spot to stash your most prized possessions.

Your treasures had better be small (and mold-resistant), though, as the bottom opening is only 1.75 inches in diameter. Oh, and make sure to keep the safe in the crisper drawer, okay? A head of lettuce at the back of the closet or under the mattress is a tad suspicious.

Via Coolest Gadgets.