It's amazing what playing around with fonts and design will get you these days. This doormat looks a little harsh with its curlicued font proclaiming, "Go Away" --- but flip it the other way around or look at it upside down, and it says "Come In." I suppose it might be too much of a conversation-starter if you're trying to get visitors out of the house, but a little versatility in home decor never hurt. It also gives you the option of just telling people outside to go away all the time.

The design is available on a doorknob hanger as well --- in case the ones provided by the hotel don't adequately communicate the "do not disturb" message, perhaps?

The two-way doormat and doorknob hanger will be available soon from SUCK UK, though no prices have been listed yet.