You know that saying, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch?" Well, with the Eggulator you can count just about anything you want. A unique device, the Eggulator is a fully functioning calculator shaped like a carton of eggs, with egg keypads inside to assist with all your number crunching endeavors. In a slightly macabre touch, a little chickadee sits in the lower left corner, as if to remind you of what lost potential is contained within the other little egg-lings. Other than being slightly creepy (and therefore also kind of entertaining), the little bird has no other function, and is stated to be "purely decorative." Hee, ...this is exactly the type of office tool I'd like to have at my desk. Give me some Handy Bands and an Eggulator, please.

Sells for $16.99 at ABO Coffee & Dessert.