Are you finding your friends or your loved ones acting more and more anti-social and rude? Are they exhibiting behavior of withdrawal? Do you have trouble communicating with them lately? Are they harder and harder to reach?

They are suffering from excessive usage of iPods!

To remedy this ailment, PodSigns have come to the rescue. Designed for easy understanding, even the most affected chronic iPod users can understand. Useful messages such as “Yo, there’s a line,” “Your latte is ready,” “You’re wanted in the real world,” and more. Downloadable for free via Lot 49 , get yours today!

Side effects disclaimer: May cause dizziness, someone may smash you over the head. May lead to long term insanity, possibility of being taken to an insane asylum. Removed and chastised from society, you may be left standing alone holding the sign card. Effectiveness may vary.