Need to fab out your blah workstation? Lava World International, the inventors of the original Lava Lamp, have gone USB for your office enjoyment.

Now you need only to plug in to an available USB port on your desktop to enjoy hours of glittery excitement, all while skirting around the company’s policy forbidding you to have anything on your desk that plugs into the wall [Note: we really don’t endorse you doing anything against the rules at work].

I happened to catch a few minutes of the classic comedy Nine to Five the other day, and wondered how Roz (the office spy, played by Elizabeth Wilson) would have addressed one of these with Violet (Lilly Tomlin).

Available in pink, blue, clear, purple, and lime green, the USB Lava Lamp joins Lava World’s ever-growing array of USB-powered lava lamp variants including lamps that double as vacuums and fans!