Japanese pet food maker, Judge's choice, has created the ultimate treat for you and your dog - a romantic meal for two. They've created a dog food that has been carefully devised to allow maximum taste enjoyment for both you and your pet. It's nutritionally good too; no onions or peppers are used and fat and sodium content is at a minimum. Each meal can cost up to 3,000 yen ($26/£14), which is not cheap, but worth it, to impress your dog I suppose. You'll have to buy some dog wine to go with it though, and then tickets to the doggy cinema. It all adds up. Expensive nights on the town will be expected by your dog from then on, however. You'll have to take a 2nd job at night to cover costs, but that means you're spending less and less time with your best friend. Your dog is getting annoyed with you, it just seems to be arguments at home all the time. You were only trying to impress! All this grief from a dog food. Maybe just leave this product on the shelf if you ever happen to see it.

Via Crisscross.