Imagine you're Maggie Q in MI: III, wearing a tight fitting red dress, looking gorgeous, slithering away in the grand ballroom, a secret agent in an extremely dangerous covert operation, deep, deep (did I mention deep?), undercover. Outwardly calm and collected, there’s only one extremely important, do-or-die question on your mind: Where in the world will I put all my communication and spying devices?

Fear not, agent 99, special agent Nokia 7380 comes to the rescue. It is perhaps the most non-communication looking device out there on the market. First of all, there aren’t any buttons like a conventional telephone. Secondly, there’s not even a regular looking screen on there. Lastly, if your boyfriend, or bf wannabe tells you that size doesn’t matter, you should be suspicious, but if agent Nokia 7380 tells you that, it’s the truth.

Agent Nokia 7380 measures merely 114mm x 30mm x 20mm, weighing only 80g, but boy oh boy, can it perform for you. It utilizes a unique but very intuitive rotation scroll wheel in place of a regular keypad. It comes with a 2.0 megapixel camera for those incriminating photos that you want to take. It’s even equipped with a video recorder/player. Of course, there’s the standard MP3 player and FM radio, plus multimedia messaging, Bluetooth, and OTA (Over The Air) remote synchronization as well.

Elegantly designed with sensual leather-inspired materials, complemented with etched metal and quicksilver surfaces, you can pull the classic ploy of “checking your lipstick” while in fact reporting to Headquarters.

Retail list price is $4,388 HKD, that’s approximately $560 USD, a small price to pay for looking covertly glamorous.