"Keep Your Things Safe It Will" -- so says the endorsement for this lovely new accessory offered by ThinkGeek, the same crazy dudes who'll also sell you licensed collectible Star Wars lightsabers. Because nothing says sexy better than dressing up like your favorite Sci-Fi character or running around with Master Yoda on your back. Though fully functional like a real backpack, with room for books and adjustable straps, take a tip from the ladies and stay away or at least hide it for only your most geeky guy moments. Unless of course you find that very special girl whose definition of 'hunky' includes soda gut and the ability to recite verbatim the Jedi Code.

Previously blogged by OhGizmo!