05. 26. 2006
Mosquito repeller necklace
For reasons unknown to me, God (or whoever/whatever you believe created us) apparently equipped me with delicious blood irresistible to all the mosquitoes flying within a 2 miles radius of me. I have been bitten on the only body parts that I couldn’t keep securely hidden under blankets at night, including the tip of my nose, which gave me a flattering Cyrano de Bergerac look the next morning; and the sole of my foot, which was responsible for my funky walking style for a couple of days afterwards.
Because of my undesired “ability” to attract mosquitoes, I am going to try and get my hands on this mosquito repeller necklace, hoping to be able to keep those creatures away from my precious blood.
The necklace transmits a sonic frequency, effective to up to 10 ft, which should keep mosquitoes away. Available for $6.99, battery included.