If you've been jealous of your boyfriend's iBoxers (and his ability to do his best Madonna impersonation since his hands are free to "vogue"), you can now have your very own boxer shorts/iPod holder, now available in women's sizes and new colors. The cotton/spandex undies have a mock fly (the boys' version has a working button fly) and an iPod/cell phone sized front pocket for those times when you don't want to get dressed but need to dance. Or something. I can actually think of one reason these would be handy: I sleep while listening to my iPod most nights and often by morning the headphone cords are perilously wrapped around my body, sometimes my neck, like the iPod was trying to kill me for making it play so many Kelly Clarkson videos. I could use these as pajama bottoms, and keep the iPod in check. Besides, Kelly has industry cred now, ok?

iBoxers are $19, exclusively from Fresh Pair, and if you buy two pairs, you get a free coupon for three iTunes downloads.