Okay, this looks extremely silly, but I can't help but be intrigued. The Human Touch OttoMan (now that just sounds gross) is a foot and calf massager. Basically you put your legs into the grooves and kick back, maybe channel surf, read the newspaper, or get some nice knitting in. Meanwhile this gadgety little foot rest kneads and rolls away, improving circulation and your mood by hitting all of those important reflex points. When you're done, rotate it over and it becomes a real ottoman, ready for your well-rested and just-massaged feet. But I don't know, the picture with those wells for your legs is still a little disturbing.