The Spiffer manicure pen is perfect for those who, in moments of boredom, inevitably end up staring at their nails. And possibly noticing how awful they look. The Spiffer is a regular ballpoint pen, with a nail file, cuticle pusher and nail cleaner built into the cap. There's also a retractable pen version, for those who are prone to losing their pen caps. Even better are the mini versions that you can hang from your mobile phone or your keychain. Now if they could just somehow work a nail buffer in as well, that would make the Spiffer perfect.