I subscribe to something like 450 RSS feeds, and unsurprisingly, manage to only get through a fraction of them a day. By the time I do read them, a lot of it is old news. I need a better way to keep up. How about the RSStroom Reader- a wireless toilet paper printer, so you can read and wipe. Biometric controls for security. And an exciting random mode for when you want a little surprise. Hahahaha! This is, of course, just a concept product, by the brilliant DJ Spyhunter, but pathetically I was actually drawn in for a second, and hopeful that this was real. From the "press release":

Yi Tien Electronics also announced the future availability of a commercial version of the rsstroom reader™, a more robust model intended for installation in public restrooms. The commercial model allows advertisers to place customized messages targeted to a specific audience through Yi Tien Electronics' online subscription service.

From DJ Spyhunter.