Life will never be the same now that we know that Instant Noodles Timer exists. Pour the boiling water, place the cup on the timer, turn the handle into either 3 or 4 minutes and wait till a chime warns you that tonight's delicacies are ready.

I'm more macro-bio obsessed than Gwyneth Paltrow, but that timer is a must-have for me! To do what? To dream that I eat Cup Noodles tonight instead of tofu with ginger and pale roots.

From Odd things from Japan.