School entrance exams are notoriously stress-inducing in Japan, but Triumph has come up with some unique good luck amulets for wigged-out students. The Daruma good luck bra pads, worn inside the bra, have been "blessed" by Triumph to bring strength in trying times. And maybe a cleavage boost as well.

Triumph says Wind Water underwear will shed misfortune and uncertainty if worn overnight. The always unambiguously precise Babelfish translation:

This "Dr As for the opening luck wind water underwear of ,C>=,Ee ", with the wind water adopting typical two motifs many from midst of motif of certain opening luck. Fortune is stored, "it whirls and", it outblooms happily, the shorts which designed "the flower" were planned.

For those of you who've been waiting for the return of the chastity belt, Triumph has a solution (sort of). The lock+key brassiere and panty set is self-explanatory, but here's what Babelfish says:

That lock is opened, if it deposits "the key" to the important person, to convey the message which call "just you it is possible to be able to open the key of my secret"... just "the small demoniac key of secret" being to be, it does. In addition, as for "the key" two it has been attached, to transfer one to the important man already one can also have by your, vis-a-vis one lock, but small demon it seems, showing, it is possible also to give "the key" to the respective another man.
Exactly.
From Japan Today.