08. 13. 2004
Soy Protein Doritos
A woman I worked with who was on Atkins once spent 2o minutes of a lunch meeting licking Triscuits, making sure to get every last bit of ham salad before tossing them back on the serving plate. She then literally licked the platter clean before moving in on the chicken. Even she would probably avoid Doritos Edge.
After months of test marketing, these soy protein chips were just unleashed on the entire nation. Who tested these and gave them high marks? They look like doritos, lots of orange fake cheese, but they have a horrible gritty texture unlike anything I have ever tasted. Imagine eating compressed sand topped with Nacho Cheesier flavor.
Go European. Eat more carbs.