If you've ever pulled out  concealer in a dark car and applied it to your lips thinking it was gloss, then the Light Up Bag will be a lifesaver for you (and for me, since I've done this at least twice.)  The neon lining of these classic looking bags isn't just bright pink, it's an actual light. The bags are made of soft, supple leather in pink, orange, turquoise, and lime (as well as classic black) and just need two easily replaceable AA batteries.

Makeup tip: Nothing is as unsettling as beige lips; playing sick is easy as pie with a coat of Quick Corrector.  You may just score a few extra weeks of sick pay.