07. 12. 2004
In a world of disappointment, a sure thing
Emails can be such a letdown, especially on Mondays. It,Aeos tough to start the week out with no news from friends in exotic places, no invitations to lunch so I can look forward to escaping the tedium, no offers for more lucrative work. There's only the message from Tiffany, who wants to get to know me better because she's heard so much about me from an unidentified mutual friend who seems to have forgotten my gender and sexual leaning. But, wait, emerging from the darkness is a note for me from the Universe:
However trite this may now sound, you are a Being of Light with dominion over all things. The earth, sun, moon and stars are your manifestations. You are amazing, eternal, blessed beyond measure, and at the dawn of an adventure that will see all of your dreams come true. . . . ,Aeu
TTFN, The Universe
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