What do you get for that person who has everything? I can almost guarantee they don't have Protein Profiler Plus, a kit which lets you display your own genetic code in art form, kind of like a forensic-era Warhol painting.
The kit includes a sterile mouth swab, gloves, and a "DNA postal envelope". After your DNA image is made, it will be hand-painted onto a canvas in the color scheme of your choice. The price for such a unique service is actually quite reasonable, about $440.
Forget about Glamour Shots, get your DNA Profile from the Protein Store and then make wallet-sizes for all your admirers.