06. 04. 2004
The Modest Movement
Oh Janet, was it really worth the publicity? Your CD didn't even sell that well and I hold you responsible for making young girls want to wear bathing suits like this one. Yes, that's a bathing suit. Pantaloons are the new thong.
Okay, so it was actually 11-year old Ella Gunderson, who wrote to Nordstrom to complain that the clothing was too revealing. Now Ella is being heralded as "Miss Modesty" and is spawning a whole new trend of covering up from head to toe. The new line Modest By Design's slogan is "Clothing Your Father Would Approve Of." Oh joy.
Do you hear that sound? That's Britney Spears weeping.
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